We don’t usually do this but this gem was too hilarious to pass up. Just to add a little humor to your day.
WHY I AM DIVORCED…….
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and
say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy
Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. they will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word.. So
when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my handsome Boss Rick, said, ‘Good Morning,
lady, and by the way Happy Birthday! ‘ It felt a little better that at
least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock , when Rick knocked on my door and said, ‘You
know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do
you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..’ I said, ‘Thanks, Rick,
that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!’
We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. He chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and
I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Rick said, ‘You know, It’s such a
beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We?’
I responded, ‘I guess not. What do you have in mind?’ He said, ‘Let’s
drop by my place, it’s just around the corner.’
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, If you don’t
mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right
back.’ ‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake … Followed by my husband my kids, and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.
And I just sat there….
On the couch….