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Laughter Really is the Best Medicine…


 We don’t usually do this but this gem was too hilarious to pass up.  Just to add a little humor to your day.

WHY I AM DIVORCED…….

 

 

Well,

 

  Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that

  morning.

 

  I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and

  say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me.

 

  As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy

  Birthday.’

 

  I thought….

 

  Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. they will remember.

 

  My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word.. So

  when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

 

  As I walked into my office, my handsome Boss Rick, said, ‘Good Morning,

  lady, and by the way Happy Birthday! ‘ It felt a little better that at

  least someone had remembered.

 

  I worked until one o’clock , when Rick knocked on my door and said, ‘You

  know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do

  you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..’ I said, ‘Thanks, Rick,

  that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!’

 

  We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. He chose

  instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and

  I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

 

  On the way back to the office, Rick said, ‘You know, It’s such a

  beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We?’

 

  I responded, ‘I guess not. What do you have in mind?’ He said, ‘Let’s

  drop by my place, it’s just around the corner.’

 

  After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, If you don’t

  mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right

  back.’ ‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.

 

  He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out

  carrying a huge birthday cake … Followed by my husband my kids, and

  dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.

 

  And I just sat there….

 

   On the couch….

 

   Naked.

 

 
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Posted by on March 31, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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KRAVINGS: Christmas Edition Dorian B, Editor in Chief


Dorian Willis, Editor-In-Chief

KRAVE Magazine’s Editor in Chief, Dorian Willis, shares her Favorite things list with us.

Michele Deco Noir Diamond Watch:
Keurig Coffee Maker:
Christian Louboutin Maggie Chain-Toe Platform Pump

Wow…we love the list!! I hope you get everything! OOOH You so fancy!


 
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Posted by on December 24, 2010 in Kravings

 

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